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Why has Massachusetts always been by far the best state of the Union?
1. Larry Bird. The greatest basketball player of all time.
2. The high concentration of mAssholes, in one small localized area, makes every other state look great in comparison. It's kind of like when a pretty girl will take her fat, ugly friend with her to the club. It makes her stand out as even better looking due to the sharp contrast. And in the way that fat friend is the woman's "best friend", so is Massachusetts the "best state".
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hows your healthy life program going?
Off and on. I droped from 210 to 190 in a little over a week just from cutting out sodas and most carbs, but haven't had a chance/inclination to start working out like I wanted. I've managed to keep most of the weight drop off but I need to hit the gym to make any more progress.
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Whats yours and your missus's favourite sexual position(s)?
We're just happy when we can find the time for any inbetween work, kids, household duties, commuting, etc.
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which regular poster would you ban if you *had* to ban someone, or else your wife and kids would get shot?
Um... you make it sound like I would need incentive to randomly and unfairly ban someone. But if I had to... maybe QWOT, since he tends to elevate that leftwing side of discussions and it's much more fun to paint all lefties as guys like Lowell and KFS.
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are you at all interested in how the existence of the mandelbrot set is indicative of the existence of free will even using the Newtonian Paradigm?
No. But how bout them Bears?
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considering mankinds development and accumulation of weapons of mass destruction, what is your favourite colour?
Blue. But my favorite color scheme is blue, with white and black trims.
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and *what* is your quest?
To accumulate a great sum of wealth and investment in a short as possible period of time, legally and without fame, so that I might provide a great life for my family and on an individual level be able to spend my free hours surfing, smoking and playing poker.
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and what is the top speed of a swallow carrying half a coconut?
85 mph as I crash into it with my car.
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and when will the North and South of the US again fall into direct military conflict?
When Hillary is elected President and outlaws male heterosexuality.
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In the original NES version of Pro Wrestling, who was your favourite character?
It's all about Starman, even if he wears pink!