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Stark
post Oct 18 2007, 03:50 PM
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Yeah, yeah, get it out of your system, people. You've got plenty of ammo here.

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...And that's about all you're going to get for now about me.

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post Oct 18 2007, 11:20 PM
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QUOTE(Stark @ Oct 18 2007, 11:50 AM) [snapback]469291[/snapback]

Yeah, yeah, get it out of your system, people. You've got plenty of ammo here.

* New
* Female
* Conservative

...And that's about all you're going to get for now about me.


Welcome to U-P.
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post Oct 19 2007, 02:42 AM
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age, education, breast size?
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Stark
post Oct 19 2007, 03:31 PM
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QUOTE(Stimulant @ Oct 18 2007, 10:42 PM) [snapback]469364[/snapback]

age, education, breast size?


Old enough to know better than to answer those questions (IMG:../forums/style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

QUOTE(Bayesian methodology @ Oct 18 2007, 7:20 PM) [snapback]469343[/snapback]

Welcome to U-P.


Thanks!
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post Oct 19 2007, 05:02 PM
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you come here from swirve or what?
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post Oct 19 2007, 09:55 PM
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QUOTE(zkajan @ Oct 19 2007, 11:02 AM) [snapback]469420[/snapback]

you come here from swirve or what?


That's what I am wondering. How the hell did you find this place?

Also, are you really Mai?
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Stark
post Oct 20 2007, 01:52 AM
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QUOTE(zkajan @ Oct 19 2007, 01:02 PM) [snapback]469420[/snapback]

you come here from swirve or what?


Or what.


QUOTE(JLord @ Oct 19 2007, 05:55 PM) [snapback]469458[/snapback]

That's what I am wondering. How the hell did you find this place?

Also, are you really Mai?


Adam and Ed are friends of mine, I heard about you folks from them.

No, I am not Mai. I happen to be straight.

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post Oct 20 2007, 02:02 AM
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QUOTE(Stark @ Oct 19 2007, 09:52 PM) [snapback]469489[/snapback]

Adam and Ed are friends of mine, I heard about you folks from them.

No, I am not Mai. I happen to be straight.

I've been figuring that you are the warden.
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Stark
post Oct 20 2007, 02:14 AM
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QUOTE(Seizure Man @ Oct 19 2007, 10:02 PM) [snapback]469490[/snapback]

I've been figuring that you are the warden.


Wow, you're striking out left and right tonight. I'm a bit younger than she is. Not a whole lot, but enough that I should probably pretend to be offended.



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post Oct 20 2007, 02:16 AM
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I'm two for three. 1, not a bot. 2, know ed and adam. 3, the strikeout, the other family member.
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Stark
post Oct 20 2007, 02:18 AM
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Ah, but you also made what should have been an offensive comment. However, since you didn't go so far as to call me a cum-filled puss-bubble, we'll let it slide this time.
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post Oct 21 2007, 09:35 AM
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QUOTE(Seizure Man @ Oct 19 2007, 09:02 PM) [snapback]469490[/snapback]

I've been figuring that you are the warden.


She is not the Warden. She is a friend of my lovely blushing bride, the Warden but she is not the Warden.

Stark,

Call the Warden sometime today, OK?
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post Oct 21 2007, 09:27 PM
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Stark
post Oct 22 2007, 01:28 PM
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QUOTE(Thor of the Orange Hammer @ Oct 21 2007, 05:35 AM) [snapback]469598[/snapback]

She is not the Warden. She is a friend of my lovely blushing bride, the Warden but she is not the Warden.

Stark,

Call the Warden sometime today, OK?


Phone's been dead because the cat is playing hide and seek with the charger. I've been enjoying the quiet afforded by a lack of cell phone noise, so I haven't actually tried to find it.

I suppose I will today, so she doesn't revoke my visitation rights.

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post Oct 25 2007, 08:18 PM
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QUOTE(Stark @ Oct 20 2007, 03:18 AM) [snapback]469502[/snapback]

Ah, but you also made what should have been an offensive comment. However, since you didn't go so far as to call me a cum-filled puss-bubble, we'll let it slide this time.


If you're hot I'll talk to you, if not, you might as well be just a guy, assuming you aren't...
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Stark
post Oct 26 2007, 03:14 PM
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QUOTE(Ryan_Liam @ Oct 25 2007, 04:18 PM) [snapback]470178[/snapback]

If you're hot I'll talk to you, if not, you might as well be just a guy, assuming you aren't...


Isn't it always safest to assume girls you meet on the internet are not hot? Let's pretend it is.
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post Oct 26 2007, 03:19 PM
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QUOTE(Stark @ Oct 26 2007, 11:14 AM) [snapback]470261[/snapback]

Isn't it always safest to assume girls you meet on the internet are not hot? Let's pretend it is.

No, it's safest to assume girls you meet on the internet are guys. Or FBI if they say they are under a certain age.

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Stark
post Oct 26 2007, 04:48 PM
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QUOTE(zkajan @ Oct 26 2007, 11:19 AM) [snapback]470263[/snapback]

No, it's safest to assume girls you meet on the internet are guys. Or FBI if they say they are under a certain age.

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Thankfully, I am (and always have been) female. However, it would be fun to be underage again.
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post Oct 26 2007, 07:09 PM
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post Nov 2 2007, 12:40 AM
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Dear god, I love the internet. Someone needs to make a version of the Godwin's Law regarding how quickly men take to hitting on a girl who has announced herself as such on the internet.

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post Nov 2 2007, 02:11 AM
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Godwin's law is more of a clause. A female being hit on is a true law. The only variable, the amount of time, is directly proportional to the speed at which the given male can type and click reply.
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post Nov 3 2007, 06:29 PM
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QUOTE(Stark @ Oct 26 2007, 10:14 AM) [snapback]470261[/snapback]

Isn't it always safest to assume girls you meet on the internet are not hot? Let's pretend it is.


Come now. You're a -1/25.
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post Nov 5 2007, 07:40 PM
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QUOTE(Thor of the Orange Hammer @ Nov 3 2007, 01:29 PM) [snapback]471302[/snapback]

Come now. You're a -1/25.


Watch it, buddy. I know where you live (and where you park the GOOD car)...
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post Nov 11 2007, 07:34 AM
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Thus far, I like. Hopefully she's enough of a tough bitch to not get chased off by these little kiddies.
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post Nov 12 2007, 06:34 PM
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LOL I might not spend every day posting here, but rest assured, I've been flamed by the best... and these guys aren't the best. I'll be around.
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post Nov 12 2007, 07:52 PM
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I am the best. Now move along.
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post Nov 12 2007, 08:25 PM
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QUOTE(RightWing @ Nov 12 2007, 02:52 PM) [snapback]472616[/snapback]

I am the best. Now move along.



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post Nov 12 2007, 08:42 PM
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Anohter conservative makes me happy. Prepare to be assimilated. Resistance is futile I"m black.
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post Nov 13 2007, 06:08 AM
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QUOTE(RightWing @ Nov 12 2007, 08:52 PM) [snapback]472616[/snapback]

I am the best. Now move along.

Isn't the mouthy southern coloured fella meant to claim he is "...The greatest?"

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post Nov 15 2007, 06:42 PM
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QUOTE(Harry Kewell @ Nov 13 2007, 01:08 AM) [snapback]472649[/snapback]

Isn't the mouthy southern coloured fella meant to claim he is "...The greatest?"


You're confusing him with Danger Mouse.

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