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 Oct 18 2007, 03:50 PM
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Member  Group: Members Posts: 57 Joined: 18-October 07 From: The Old Line State Member No.: 1,939  |
Yeah, yeah, get it out of your system, people. You've got plenty of ammo here.
* New * Female * Conservative ...And that's about all you're going to get for now about me. |
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Oct 18 2007, 11:20 PM
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Alexander Hamilton Group: Members Posts: 4,124 Joined: 28-May 05 From: THE Ohio State University Member No.: 859 |
QUOTE(Stark @ Oct 18 2007, 11:50 AM) [snapback]469291[/snapback] Yeah, yeah, get it out of your system, people. You've got plenty of ammo here. * New * Female * Conservative ...And that's about all you're going to get for now about me. Welcome to U-P. |
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Oct 19 2007, 02:42 AM
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moral equivalence Group: Members Posts: 6,695 Joined: 10-December 02 Member No.: 210 |
age, education, breast size?
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Oct 19 2007, 03:31 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 57 Joined: 18-October 07 From: The Old Line State Member No.: 1,939 |
QUOTE(Stimulant @ Oct 18 2007, 10:42 PM) [snapback]469364[/snapback] age, education, breast size? Old enough to know better than to answer those questions (IMG:../forums/style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) QUOTE(Bayesian methodology @ Oct 18 2007, 7:20 PM) [snapback]469343[/snapback] Welcome to U-P. Thanks! |
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Oct 19 2007, 05:02 PM
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Bosnian MOFO Group: Members Posts: 4,196 Joined: 6-January 04 From: New England Member No.: 603 |
you come here from swirve or what?
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Oct 19 2007, 09:55 PM
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Listen. Group: Members Posts: 10,012 Joined: 1-December 04 Member No.: 816 |
QUOTE(zkajan @ Oct 19 2007, 11:02 AM) [snapback]469420[/snapback] you come here from swirve or what? That's what I am wondering. How the hell did you find this place? Also, are you really Mai? |
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Oct 20 2007, 01:52 AM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 57 Joined: 18-October 07 From: The Old Line State Member No.: 1,939 |
QUOTE(zkajan @ Oct 19 2007, 01:02 PM) [snapback]469420[/snapback] you come here from swirve or what? Or what. QUOTE(JLord @ Oct 19 2007, 05:55 PM) [snapback]469458[/snapback] That's what I am wondering. How the hell did you find this place? Also, are you really Mai? Adam and Ed are friends of mine, I heard about you folks from them. No, I am not Mai. I happen to be straight. |
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Oct 20 2007, 02:02 AM
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Chains you can believe in Group: Members Posts: 14,268 Joined: 18-August 02 From: An elliptical orbit; I know, how eccentric of me Member No.: 125 |
QUOTE(Stark @ Oct 19 2007, 09:52 PM) [snapback]469489[/snapback] Adam and Ed are friends of mine, I heard about you folks from them. No, I am not Mai. I happen to be straight. I've been figuring that you are the warden. |
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Oct 20 2007, 02:14 AM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 57 Joined: 18-October 07 From: The Old Line State Member No.: 1,939 |
QUOTE(Seizure Man @ Oct 19 2007, 10:02 PM) [snapback]469490[/snapback] I've been figuring that you are the warden. Wow, you're striking out left and right tonight. I'm a bit younger than she is. Not a whole lot, but enough that I should probably pretend to be offended. |
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Oct 20 2007, 02:16 AM
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Chains you can believe in Group: Members Posts: 14,268 Joined: 18-August 02 From: An elliptical orbit; I know, how eccentric of me Member No.: 125 |
I'm two for three. 1, not a bot. 2, know ed and adam. 3, the strikeout, the other family member.
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Oct 20 2007, 02:18 AM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 57 Joined: 18-October 07 From: The Old Line State Member No.: 1,939 |
Ah, but you also made what should have been an offensive comment. However, since you didn't go so far as to call me a cum-filled puss-bubble, we'll let it slide this time.
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Oct 21 2007, 09:35 AM
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God Group: Members Posts: 9,273 Joined: 17-August 02 From: The Old Line State Member No.: 110 |
QUOTE(Seizure Man @ Oct 19 2007, 09:02 PM) [snapback]469490[/snapback] I've been figuring that you are the warden. She is not the Warden. She is a friend of my lovely blushing bride, the Warden but she is not the Warden. Stark, Call the Warden sometime today, OK? |
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Oct 21 2007, 09:27 PM
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QUTTIANUM Group: Members Posts: 3,173 Joined: 17-June 02 Member No.: 43 |
Hi. Welcome to U-P. Remember only you can prevent forest fires.
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Oct 22 2007, 01:28 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 57 Joined: 18-October 07 From: The Old Line State Member No.: 1,939 |
QUOTE(Thor of the Orange Hammer @ Oct 21 2007, 05:35 AM) [snapback]469598[/snapback] She is not the Warden. She is a friend of my lovely blushing bride, the Warden but she is not the Warden. Stark, Call the Warden sometime today, OK? Phone's been dead because the cat is playing hide and seek with the charger. I've been enjoying the quiet afforded by a lack of cell phone noise, so I haven't actually tried to find it. I suppose I will today, so she doesn't revoke my visitation rights. |
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Oct 25 2007, 08:18 PM
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Elite Spammer Group: Members Posts: 3,008 Joined: 27-August 04 Member No.: 768 |
QUOTE(Stark @ Oct 20 2007, 03:18 AM) [snapback]469502[/snapback] Ah, but you also made what should have been an offensive comment. However, since you didn't go so far as to call me a cum-filled puss-bubble, we'll let it slide this time. If you're hot I'll talk to you, if not, you might as well be just a guy, assuming you aren't... |
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Oct 26 2007, 03:14 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 57 Joined: 18-October 07 From: The Old Line State Member No.: 1,939 |
QUOTE(Ryan_Liam @ Oct 25 2007, 04:18 PM) [snapback]470178[/snapback] If you're hot I'll talk to you, if not, you might as well be just a guy, assuming you aren't... Isn't it always safest to assume girls you meet on the internet are not hot? Let's pretend it is. |
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Oct 26 2007, 03:19 PM
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Bosnian MOFO Group: Members Posts: 4,196 Joined: 6-January 04 From: New England Member No.: 603 |
QUOTE(Stark @ Oct 26 2007, 11:14 AM) [snapback]470261[/snapback] Isn't it always safest to assume girls you meet on the internet are not hot? Let's pretend it is. No, it's safest to assume girls you meet on the internet are guys. Or FBI if they say they are under a certain age. (IMG:../forums/style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif) (IMG:../forums/style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif) (IMG:../forums/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
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Oct 26 2007, 04:48 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 57 Joined: 18-October 07 From: The Old Line State Member No.: 1,939 |
QUOTE(zkajan @ Oct 26 2007, 11:19 AM) [snapback]470263[/snapback] No, it's safest to assume girls you meet on the internet are guys. Or FBI if they say they are under a certain age. (IMG:../forums/style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif) (IMG:../forums/style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif) (IMG:../forums/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) Thankfully, I am (and always have been) female. However, it would be fun to be underage again. |
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Oct 26 2007, 07:09 PM
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Bang. Group: JFTD Posts: 4,278 Joined: 16-June 02 Member No.: 6 |
Hello, stranger (IMG:../forums/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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Nov 2 2007, 12:40 AM
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a playa hater Group: Members Posts: 16,544 Joined: 21-February 03 Member No.: 271 |
Dear god, I love the internet. Someone needs to make a version of the Godwin's Law regarding how quickly men take to hitting on a girl who has announced herself as such on the internet.
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Nov 2 2007, 02:11 AM
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Still the Highlightest of the Sitest Group: Admin Posts: 13,440 Joined: 21-August 02 From: Los Angeles, CA Member No.: 150 |
Godwin's law is more of a clause. A female being hit on is a true law. The only variable, the amount of time, is directly proportional to the speed at which the given male can type and click reply.
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Nov 3 2007, 06:29 PM
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God Group: Members Posts: 9,273 Joined: 17-August 02 From: The Old Line State Member No.: 110 |
QUOTE(Stark @ Oct 26 2007, 10:14 AM) [snapback]470261[/snapback] Isn't it always safest to assume girls you meet on the internet are not hot? Let's pretend it is. Come now. You're a -1/25. |
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Nov 5 2007, 07:40 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 57 Joined: 18-October 07 From: The Old Line State Member No.: 1,939 |
QUOTE(Thor of the Orange Hammer @ Nov 3 2007, 01:29 PM) [snapback]471302[/snapback] Come now. You're a -1/25. Watch it, buddy. I know where you live (and where you park the GOOD car)... |
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Nov 11 2007, 07:34 AM
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Lord Tinass - Prophet of the Cup Group: Members Posts: 4,751 Joined: 2-March 04 Member No.: 662 |
Thus far, I like. Hopefully she's enough of a tough bitch to not get chased off by these little kiddies.
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Nov 12 2007, 06:34 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 57 Joined: 18-October 07 From: The Old Line State Member No.: 1,939 |
LOL I might not spend every day posting here, but rest assured, I've been flamed by the best... and these guys aren't the best. I'll be around.
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Nov 12 2007, 07:52 PM
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"May George Bush drink the blood of every single man, woman Group: Members Posts: 1,831 Joined: 21-February 03 From: Corpus Christi, TX Member No.: 269 |
I am the best. Now move along.
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Nov 12 2007, 08:25 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 57 Joined: 18-October 07 From: The Old Line State Member No.: 1,939 |
QUOTE(RightWing @ Nov 12 2007, 02:52 PM) [snapback]472616[/snapback] I am the best. Now move along. (IMG:../forums/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:../forums/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:../forums/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:../forums/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:../forums/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:../forums/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:../forums/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:../forums/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:../forums/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Excuse me, I need to wipe the Coca Cola off this screen... |
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Nov 12 2007, 08:42 PM
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"May George Bush drink the blood of every single man, woman Group: Members Posts: 1,831 Joined: 21-February 03 From: Corpus Christi, TX Member No.: 269 |
Anohter conservative makes me happy. Prepare to be assimilated. Resistance is futile I"m black.
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Nov 13 2007, 06:08 AM
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Lord Tinass - Prophet of the Cup Group: Members Posts: 4,751 Joined: 2-March 04 Member No.: 662 |
QUOTE(RightWing @ Nov 12 2007, 08:52 PM) [snapback]472616[/snapback] I am the best. Now move along. Isn't the mouthy southern coloured fella meant to claim he is "...The greatest?" |
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Nov 15 2007, 06:42 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 57 Joined: 18-October 07 From: The Old Line State Member No.: 1,939 |
QUOTE(Harry Kewell @ Nov 13 2007, 01:08 AM) [snapback]472649[/snapback] Isn't the mouthy southern coloured fella meant to claim he is "...The greatest?" You're confusing him with Danger Mouse. |
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