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Dragonspirit
post Feb 10 2006, 09:55 PM
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Here I shall impart wisdom, asskickings and whimsical musings to those seeking to taste from the fruit of my perpetual wisdom, capricious humor and... fuck, I'm out of words.
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post Feb 10 2006, 10:07 PM
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How do you fit your ego through a doorway?
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post Feb 10 2006, 10:30 PM
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Sideways.

Really, it's just like moving an oversized piece of furniture. As long as you angle it right, you can usually get anything in the house.
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post Feb 10 2006, 10:37 PM
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Ive noticed that at times my neighbors feel inferior in their manhood when they stand near me, and thus fear for the faithfulness of their wives and girlfriends. As such, I have occasionally been the target of jealousy related incidents. I can only imagine how one such as you, who must deal with this on a near continual basis, deals with such incidents. Is there any advice you can give me?
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post Feb 10 2006, 10:56 PM
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In your case, Dakyron, I would advise locking the trailer at night or move it down the street. Seeing as how you live in Arizona, you could hide it behind the hordes of illegals or better yet, if you prefer peace and quiet, Cardinals stadium.
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post Feb 10 2006, 11:06 PM
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Which brings up another question...

Do you think the Arizona Cardinals or the Los Angeles Clippers will win a championship first?
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post Feb 11 2006, 06:47 AM
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Clippers.

Elton Brand is pretty kick ass. Sam Cassell is good.

The Cardinals best player in recent memory is Jake Plummer, and as a Bronco fan I curse you... you "Nevada without the fun" Arizona jackasses!
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post Feb 11 2006, 06:59 AM
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Are the rumours true, that you will hand back HIGHLIGHT status to its rightful owner (me)?
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post Feb 11 2006, 07:04 AM
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Banned!

Next question...
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post Feb 11 2006, 09:46 AM
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Are you going to change the color of the highlighter of the site?
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post Feb 11 2006, 06:54 PM
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The highlighter of the site should be blue, because it's my favoritest color.

Now then, I expect tougher questions. All these soft balls, you'd think I was John Kerry in a NY Times interview. Speaking of libbies, I want the blood of liberals to adorn the walkway to my castle with their 'Why are you a conservative? Don't you get tired of possessing testicles? Doubly so because you are an American?' etc

Or, barring that, a sacrificial Oakland Raider's fan.

Or even more interview questions like 'Did you leave your boot in KFS's ass when you drove him off this board? Did he ever make good on sucking your salty balls? Speaking of sucking, Why does soccer suck? Why does most tv suck? Why does porn suck? Why does Lowell's porn just really suck?'

Or perhaps regarding my mod skillz. 'If you ban a poster in the woods do you hear them bitch?'

C'mon people - the knowledge is at your fingertips!
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post Feb 11 2006, 08:05 PM
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Which porn should be banned from the site: mine or Lowell's?
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post Feb 11 2006, 09:27 PM
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Do you realize that wanting the sacrificial blood of Oakland Raider fans make you a racist?
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post Feb 12 2006, 08:53 AM
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When are you going to show a pic of yourself?
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post Feb 12 2006, 10:37 AM
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Which porn should be banned from the site: mine or Lowell's?


Lowell's. At least freaks like you can glean some enjoyment from your brand of porn. No one could enjoy the crack hos Lowell finds.

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Do you realize that wanting the sacrificial blood of Oakland Raider fans make you a racist?


Yes. I am racist against the raiders and advocate genocide in their case. But then again, letting them live increases their suffering, thus increasing my pleasure. I do enjoy that every coach that was approached by the Raiders rejected them (they would rather be assistant coaches, janitors, etc then manage that dump), and they were forced to go back to an old coach they had fired awhile ago.

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When are you going to show a pic of yourself?


The nudes are forthcoming!

Actually, I might post one soon. I think the only computer pic I have of myself right now though is from way back when I was 17 or so.

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post Feb 12 2006, 10:59 AM
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That's what cell phones are for. Yes, cell phones are for taking pictures.
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post Feb 13 2006, 01:19 AM
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Mine doesn't. I'm happy if I can just get to the voice mail on it.

I know, as someone who lives in the LA area, it's a high crime not to have eight high tech cell phones attending me at all times, but I'm just a rebel like that. If the wife and job didn't insist I carry one, I wouldn't have one at all. I hate them for the most part to be honest - they are electronic leashes in hand held form.

Plus, I've had to dodge enough assholes on the road who can't put the thing down for ten seconds.
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post Feb 13 2006, 06:10 AM
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I don't get reception at all indoors, which in a way is a plus; unfortunately, in my dorm it is teetering on the edge of existence, and thus about the only calls I ever actually get in there are for some dude named Tim who has not had my phone number at least since mid 2004, generally at 5 AM on a weekday because apparently Tim never sleeps. However, having a cell phone does have a major advantage for someone as paranoid as me: it at least offers the illusion of privacy from other people, so that if my roommate shows up I won't suddenly be talking about less than I would had i been talking on a phone plugged into the wall; the phone I do have in my room that is plugged into the wall has this cool new cord which attatches it to the base so I don't accidentally lose that part of it or something :)
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post Feb 13 2006, 06:34 AM
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Why has Massachusetts always been by far the best state of the Union?
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post Feb 13 2006, 06:39 AM
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wtf, massachussetts has the bawstn accent. That disqualifies it from any awards, period.
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post Feb 13 2006, 07:03 AM
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You are a Southerner. Your accent is like a badge of inferiority, forever marking your lesser intelligence and wit.
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post Feb 13 2006, 03:42 PM
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hows your healthy life program going?


Whats yours and your missus's favourite sexual position(s)?


are you at all interested in how the existence of the mandelbrot set is indicative of the existence of free will even using the Newtonian Paradigm?


which regular poster would you ban if you *had* to ban someone, or else your wife and kids would get shot?


considering mankinds development and accumulation of weapons of mass destruction, what is your favourite colour?


and *what* is your quest?


and what is the top speed of a swallow carrying half a coconut?


and when will the North and South of the US again fall into direct military conflict?
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post Feb 13 2006, 08:40 PM
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In the original NES version of Pro Wrestling, who was your favourite character?
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post Feb 13 2006, 09:47 PM
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Why has Massachusetts always been by far the best state of the Union?


1. Larry Bird. The greatest basketball player of all time.

2. The high concentration of mAssholes, in one small localized area, makes every other state look great in comparison. It's kind of like when a pretty girl will take her fat, ugly friend with her to the club. It makes her stand out as even better looking due to the sharp contrast. And in the way that fat friend is the woman's "best friend", so is Massachusetts the "best state".



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hows your healthy life program going?


Off and on. I droped from 210 to 190 in a little over a week just from cutting out sodas and most carbs, but haven't had a chance/inclination to start working out like I wanted. I've managed to keep most of the weight drop off but I need to hit the gym to make any more progress.

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Whats yours and your missus's favourite sexual position(s)?


We're just happy when we can find the time for any inbetween work, kids, household duties, commuting, etc.

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which regular poster would you ban if you *had* to ban someone, or else your wife and kids would get shot?


Um... you make it sound like I would need incentive to randomly and unfairly ban someone. But if I had to... maybe QWOT, since he tends to elevate that leftwing side of discussions and it's much more fun to paint all lefties as guys like Lowell and KFS.

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are you at all interested in how the existence of the mandelbrot set is indicative of the existence of free will even using the Newtonian Paradigm?


No. But how bout them Bears?

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considering mankinds development and accumulation of weapons of mass destruction, what is your favourite colour?


Blue. But my favorite color scheme is blue, with white and black trims.

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and *what* is your quest?


To accumulate a great sum of wealth and investment in a short as possible period of time, legally and without fame, so that I might provide a great life for my family and on an individual level be able to spend my free hours surfing, smoking and playing poker.

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and what is the top speed of a swallow carrying half a coconut?


85 mph as I crash into it with my car.

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and when will the North and South of the US again fall into direct military conflict?


When Hillary is elected President and outlaws male heterosexuality.

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In the original NES version of Pro Wrestling, who was your favourite character?


It's all about Starman, even if he wears pink!
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post Feb 13 2006, 10:04 PM
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:lol:


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post Feb 13 2006, 10:33 PM
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If forced to choose, would you rather go hunting with Dick Cheney, or have Ted Kennedy act as your designated driver?

How do you put up with the stupidity of the average Californian? Is it true they tend to have the intelligence of lowell but have the partisan fervor of our own Highlight?

When the big one hits, do you hope to be swallowed by the ocean and drown, burned to death via gas explosion, or shot while defending your property from looters?

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post Feb 13 2006, 11:34 PM
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QUOTE(Dragonspirit @ Feb 13 2006, 02:47 PM)
It's all about Starman, even if he wears pink!
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Starman? Are you stupid? And gay?!?!

It's King Slender all the way man

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post Feb 14 2006, 12:39 AM
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If forced to choose, would you rather go hunting with Dick Cheney, or have Ted Kennedy act as your designated driver?


Dick Cheney. Oh, I know you heard about that 'hunting accident'. That wasn't no accident. That was a liberal in them thar trees!

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How do you put up with the stupidity of the average Californian? Is it true they tend to have the intelligence of lowell but have the partisan fervor of our own Highlight?


It's tough. I walk down Ventura Blvd and get asked by idiots to 'Stop George Bush now!' who are selling crap like 'peace candles'. And it makes me sad. So many liberal asses, not enough hours in the day to kick them all. But then I think, it could be worse. They could be idiots who wear cowboy hats everywhere and refuse to acknowledge daylight savings. Hell man, even New Mexico had Billy The Kid. Arizona has some blue jeans named after it, John McCain... and that's about it.

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When the big one hits, do you hope to be swallowed by the ocean and drown, burned to death via gas explosion, or shot while defending your property from looters?


The Highlight can't be drowned, he can't be burned, he can't be shot - he can only be obeyed. When the big one TRYS to hit, I'll hold the fault lines down with the palm of one hand while I bitch slap mother nature with the back of the other.



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Starman? Are you stupid? And gay?!?!

It's King Slender all the way man


King Slender? More like King Gayslender!

Starman would starkick his ass all over the ring!

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post Feb 14 2006, 11:49 AM
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What game are you talking about? King Slender? Starman?

This thing, damn that is really old school:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pro_Wrestling_%28video_game%29

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post Feb 14 2006, 01:13 PM
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indeed, starman is the best character to play.
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