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post Oct 7 2004, 02:47 AM
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not the russian, just a russian. I decided that this forum was missing an essential ingredient. The voice of wisdom. So here i am putting my hand into the pool so that perhaps my vast body of knowledge may impress you and aid you in youre everyday lives.

i am a russian which means naturally intelligent, i am qualified to give advice on medical, legal, historical, philosophical, psychological, technological and any other adjective ending in the suffix 'al', issues.

Men gooming and lack there of is my hobby horse. I have long stated that metrosexuality was a ploy to allow female domination. The metrosexual is just a sensitive new age guy with a secret crush on other males. Dont ask me advice on which perfume you think will impress the ladies because the answer wont be nice.

But please go ahead, my brain is open to youre questions.




and so with nothing more to do i ceremoniously declare this thread open, ask any advice you may want.


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post Oct 7 2004, 02:59 AM
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post Oct 7 2004, 03:12 AM
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whilst searching for a super cool website which i shall not reveal for the moment, i came upon a gallery in photobucket.com, the specific gallery i dont remember but it had alot of funny avatar stuff.
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post Oct 7 2004, 04:47 AM
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and any other adjective ending in the suffix 'al', issues

hehe, he's an expert on anal issues to.

Seriously, all sleep deprivation aside, what's up with the lack of self grooming, not wanting to be metrosexual is one thing, but I think you may be going a bit too much the other way to "guy who can't even attract female flies"
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post Oct 7 2004, 06:15 AM
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because theres nothing more pathetic then an effeminate male.
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post Oct 7 2004, 06:36 AM
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Question: Give me a total number of females that you have attracted over the course of your life.
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post Oct 7 2004, 06:40 AM
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how can i possibly know that? I can guestimate between 10 to 100.
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post Oct 7 2004, 06:45 AM
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how can i possibly know that?



Given you are a virgin...let me ask the question like this:

1) I assume your hygiene was better before you started university.

2) You've been in university for about 2 years.

How many sober women did you...say, kiss in the last 2 years?
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post Oct 7 2004, 06:49 AM
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nothing is ever given.

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1) I assume your hygiene was better before you started university.


no actually it was worse. But thats ok because i whent to an all boys highschool.
In year 10 i once wore my school uniform for 2 weeks without changing, i even slept in it.

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2) You've been in university for about 2 years.

How many sober women did you...say, kiss in the last 2 years?


3. But more when drunk. And some i cannot remember. But for the past 1.5 years i have been extremely busy, i was at university for 40-50 hours a week. Plus work.
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post Oct 7 2004, 06:57 AM
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And your mother does not mind the fact that you smell?
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post Oct 7 2004, 07:00 AM
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I dont smell.


This dirty as hell persona that has been built about me is undeserved.

I am just longing for the good old days when boys overdosed on steroids rather then extacy. I mean even the drug's name is wimpy.
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post Oct 7 2004, 07:09 AM
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I dont smell.


Anyone who doesnt take a shower for two weeks will grow a fungus on his/her back. Of course you smell, dont kid your self.

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I am just longing for the good old days when boys overdosed on steroids rather then extacy. I mean even the drug's name is wimpy.



The real question is whether or not you will die a virgin. ;)
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post Oct 7 2004, 07:13 AM
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Anyone who doesnt take a shower for two weeks will grow a fungus on his/her back. Of course you smell, dont kid your self.


nonsense. Smell = sweat, and i dont sweat as much as most people. My cardiovascular system is superb. Right now i am only going at 55 BPM

But i only whent for 2 weeks without shower on rare occasions. For example now i showered last night.


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I am just longing for the good old days when boys overdosed on steroids rather then extacy. I mean even the drug's name is wimpy.



The real question is whether or not you will die a virgin.


the real question is, will i actually die? I suspect no but stranger things have happened.
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post Oct 7 2004, 07:16 AM
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Why do you feel the need to add to the "Unwashed, dirty and smelly immigrant" stereo type?
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post Oct 7 2004, 07:19 AM
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its funny. I used to know alot of greek people.
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post Oct 7 2004, 07:44 AM
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Why is in Kazakhstan the favorite hobbies are disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis?
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post Oct 7 2004, 07:46 AM
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Why do Kazakhstanis have such horrid personal hygene?
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post Oct 7 2004, 07:20 PM
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Why don't Kazakhstanis make there country name shorter?
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post Oct 8 2004, 09:02 AM
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How is the border disputes between Kazakhstan and China going? Haven't been paying attention for a while
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post Oct 8 2004, 10:34 AM
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How would you rate Kazakhstan compared to Kyrgastan(sp?)?
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post Oct 11 2004, 12:45 AM
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Do Kazakhs really rate life forms as Men > Horses > Dogs > Women > Little skittery things, you know, cockroach?
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post Oct 11 2004, 12:45 AM
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Oh, and do you sing 'Throw the Jew down the well'?
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post Oct 11 2004, 02:09 PM
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sorry for the delay i was busy promoting the forces of evi...conservatism.


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Why is in Kazakhstan the favorite hobbies are disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis?


disco dancing because we have the music in us,

archery, how else will we catch the girls?

rape, the sheep havent camplaigned yet ,so why are you?

table tennis, because its the toughest sport in the world.

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Why do Kazakhstanis have such horrid personal hygene?


because we are real men.

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How is the border disputes between Kazakhstan and China going? Haven't been paying attention for a while


the chinese backed down after we threatened to invade them.

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How would you rate Kazakhstan compared to Kyrgastan(sp?)?


we're easier to pronounce and spell. Other then that the differences are all superficial.

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Do Kazakhs really rate life forms as Men > Horses > Dogs > Women > Little skittery things, you know, cockroach?


Yes, dont you?

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Oh, and do you sing 'Throw the Jew down the well'?


i dont sing it, i do it. The bastard keeps climbing out and stealing my money and not giving it back.
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post Oct 14 2004, 01:50 AM
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i am a russian which means naturally intelligent


Okay then:

Why was Communism attempted in Russia? Why were naturally intelligent Russians unable to make it work?

Why did Russia cling to absolutist monarchy longer than most other European states?

Why does Russia continue to lag economically and fail to develop its interior?

Why does the mafia wield more power in Russia than the government?

How was Russia the first country to put a satelite in space but has never been to the moon?
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post Oct 14 2004, 03:46 AM
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Lord Bitememan, I think the answer to all those is it's populated by people like Russian :P
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post Oct 14 2004, 04:01 AM
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lol touche.
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post Oct 15 2004, 09:27 AM
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zkajan -> stay with youre speciality. Cabbages and warcrimes.

i shall stay with mine, everything else.


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1) I am sure you are aware of the evolution of communism. Marx stated communism could only occur in a industrial country when maximum abundance has been achieved, he reckoned that to bring communism to a non industrialized country was pure madness, hence to Marx revolution was going to occur in stable rich countries like Britain and germany. and there where attempts are revolution, riots in britain and germany, strikes by coal miners etc. There was a very real possibility of a violent marxist revolution in these countries. Of course as is the case the with rich industrialized countries they are often more able to suppress and compromise which they did, in the form of 40 hour weeks and rising wages.

Lenin meanwhile didnt agree with marx. Russia to him seemed ripe for a revolution even though it was partially industrialized. So he theoretized that the peasant class (which didnt exist in the west) also had a role in the revolution. He also expanded marxs theory, after a revolution there would be a peoples dictatorship (socialism) which would industrialize russia to maximum abundance so that communism could prevail. This is the entire history of the soviet union, attempting to reach maximum abundance and failing. Mind you they came close, in the 50's and 60's their productivity was outstripping the west, their technological achievements where defeating the west entirely.

Why where russians unable to make it work? Same old structural problems with socialism. They where able to generate extensive growth by building more and more factories, mining more and more minerals, but due to ineficcent labour laws and other structural problems could not achieve intensive growth, ie; rises in productivity. We see similar problems in countries like France and germany although not as extreme. But russia is an extreme country.


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Why did Russia cling to absolutist monarchy longer than most other European states?


because russia isnt a 'european' state. Read Samuel Huntington, Russia is a civilization entirely seperate from the european civilization, according to him, in that its a different race, its a different religion. Hence the renaissance and the enlightenment of europe completely passed russia by. Except for aristocrats no one in russia had the luxury to know voltaire, and the aristocrats where unlikely to follow on with the theories or liberation.

Also the religion had a large role to play, The orthodox church viewed the tsars as the protectors of the orthodox faith in russia and in the peasant backwaters they played a crucial role. Also russia is a large country and communication is difficult so exchange of ideas could not proceed as in the west.

Some tsars did try reforms eg; Alexander II absolving serfdom, but these reforms where too little too late.

Many other minor reasons i can also discuss. Just suffice to say there are also numerous peasant resurrections against the tsars some that came close to overthrowing them, in the 19th century there where proletariat resurrections in 1905 and 1917 and each one untill the 1917 revolution where brutally crushed.

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Why does Russia continue to lag economically and fail to develop its interior?


when the structural problems under soviet rule where eliminated there was nothing effective to replace them with. Russian manufacturing sector which was a major cornerstone of the soviet economy has been almost destroyed. There was never enough money to invest to improve productivity and even if there has been improvements in usually not enough to outcompete cheap labor in asia. However things have been slowly improving. Moscow now has the second highest concentrations of billionaires living in it other then New yourk. wether its a good thing i dont know but the trickle down effect does exist.


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Why does the mafia wield more power in Russia than the government?


because we're russians and naturally intelligent. And being intelligent means finding ways to beat the system. And when everyone is trying to beat the system, it effectively becomes the system. and you have to be more and more extreme to have any effect.

But i dispute the supposed fact in youre statement. The 'russian mafia' isnt more powerfull then the government i would say that it is the government. But again russian mafia is one of those big misconceptions. Russian mafia makes big money from Money laundering, white collar crime.

Russia is corrupt but i think recent events may have forced the government and society in general to take a harsher line with corruption.

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How was Russia the first country to put a satelite in space but has never been to the moon?


different priorities. The americans in an ego fueled rush spent their resources on useless voyages to the moon. These missions where great propaganda and made for nice jingoistic moments but in the long term trends of scientific research where irrelevent.

The russians focused on space stations, platforms where scientific research could be conducted in a zzero gravity environment. So while the americans where trying to come up with new justifications for why they needed to send yet another mission to the moon, (the justification usually involved putting a colour video camera on board for the same jingoistic images only not in black and white) the russians where building souyz and mir modules which directly led to the international (which we all know really means, russian expertise american money) space station.
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post Oct 15 2004, 10:35 AM
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because russia isnt a 'european' state. Read Samuel Huntington, Russia is a civilization entirely seperate from the european civilization, according to him, in that its a different race, its a different religion.

Yes, and according to Huntington, Africa - except for the northern bits) does not exist, and Iran and Saudiarabia are buddies. I can't remember how he divided Southeast Asia, but iirc he ended up looking stupid there too.
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post Oct 15 2004, 11:08 AM
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africa as one big civilization doesnt exist.


Saudi arabia and iran are not best friends but thats not his point. The poiont is that them being islamic countries are tied in together into the islamic civilization.

Asia was devided between the sinic civilization (china) which included korea, vietnam malasia, most of south east asia and japan.
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africa as one big civilization doesnt exist.
The problem isn't that Africa as a big civilisation doesn't exist, the problem is that Africa in Huntington's model simply doesn't exist, except for the aforemented northern bits (Islam). The rest is simply invisible, a black (no bad pun intended) hole of civilisation if you will.

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Saudi arabia and iran are not best friends but thats not his point. The poiont is that them being islamic countries are tied in together into the islamic civilization.

And his point is also that the civilisations acts in a way as a gigantic alliance block. While Huntington doesn't exclude fighting within the civilisation, the supposed fighting is to take part between the civs. Yet he puts Iran in the same civ as the rest of the Islam bloc, despite that Iran is greatly at odds with most, if not all of them.
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